Public Service Announcement Regarding Your Keurig

keurigIf you own a Keurig, you may or may not be under the impression that the water refills itself when you aren’t looking.

I can assure you, this is FALSE. There is not a “Keurig Fairy” that comes and fills it up, so that it’s full the next time you come and make your Donut Shop blend. It also does not automatically generate water, although some Keurigs certainly seem smart enough to do so.

There is someone who is filling it up for your lazy ass.

Maybe it’s a co-worker, maybe it’s your wife, but this person is wordlessly suffering while you enjoy your perfectly brewed single cup of coffee or tea.

There’s a simple solution: if you see that the water level is low, fill it up. It’s not hard. Any simple human being could do it. Perhaps even a chimp. In lieu of a chimp that does all your personal bidding, I suggest you do this yourself. This will create a sense of kinship between you and your fellow Keurig users. Perhaps they will not feel so salty when they take their turn to fill up the machine.

Thank you for your cooperation in this matter.


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